Brett Kavanaugh Post-Game Cold Open - SNL

I'll been ilegal in this country for over 30 years and wow republicans are fucking crazy especially women they think that nothing will affect them idiots

Brilliant Skit

What is this SHIT? SNL stooping so low to graze democratic runny shit poop. Shame. I did like you. Never again.

This fucking show is still on?

Most rapists and perverts are demo-rats.

You know your a pile of shit comedian trying to impersonate somebody but you have to announce who you are impersonating. SNL full of butt lovers and talentless cunts

This was hilarious

THEY GOT THE BLACK GUY TO BE DON LEMONS SO RACIST!!

gotta enjoy non partisan comedy lmao. the joke is in the stupidity of the lies

When was the last time this time this show was funny

dreadful.. not funny at all ..pure shit

hilarious. love it. Much more funny than the Kanye Trump skit.

Beck has a spot on Mitch

SNL YOU TELL THE TRUTH.
FUCK TRUMP AND ALL REPUBLICANS RAPEST.

Cecily Strong is a freaking legend

Thank to the MALE Lord... :)

Lmaooo so many pussy cry baby right wingers, thats how you know it was HILARIOUS

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! This is great! I'm pretty sure this is how the government REALLY is!!!!

So much savagery, lol.

Tv shows shouldn’t ever go political, and I used to love SNL. SNL used to be funny to me. Now it’s just all political. That’s very bad for everyone because now a lot of people are going to be hating it. Making fun of republicans and never dare to make fun of democrats. This show sucks ass now. They are all leftists. All retards.

What did Collins say at 2:27

'Mitch McConnell' hit it out of the park.

Is Pete's heroin od post grande this week or next week

LEFTIE LIBTARDS EAT THEIR OWN BABIES!!

Snl helped kavanaugh be supreme cj.he used Matt Damon's caracter.and.people love it.

Boy, some people are mad at this skit! Why? You got what you wanted: Kavanaugh is konfirmed.

Fake News.

SNL made a shit mistake, didn't learn, and now they are making another, Fuck off SNL.

Wow... SNL.... too political... and how do I know SNL's overdone the politicizing? OUT OF TOUCH and no connection to REALITY except the demented view of the Left toward the Right. And that would be legit hilarious if not for the collateral damage. Really, I can laugh SNL's take of ignorant Liberal Democrats, but not when I think about how destructive this SNL media/Democrat political party tag-team is. And for what? Whose to say this propaganda is gonna help their cause and not make things worse for them as it did with the Presidential election?

What size is Lindsey's bra?

Can your Demwitted writers come up with a skit that’s not political? It’s on TV all day, I don’t want to watch it at night too. Bring back Eddie!

Lmao you know all the snl snowflakes actually cried when kavanaugh was confirmed.

OMG!!! Who's writing this "sketches."???? Is this really considered funny?? REALLY? WOW, SNL used to be a funny show with good content and real comedians and it has turned into this ridiculous lows. So sad to see it going down the toilet. RIP SNL You will be missed :(

Lmao. He said the Dems lost another one because that’s what we do now

CNN = Fake News
SNL = Fake Comedy

SNL should’ve done one on the liberal protestors that were screaming “shame on you!” That was actually funny

Beck nails it! He is so underrated!!! He is so talented!!!

Sad hes don lemon... just cause hes black....

How’s a show that hasn’t been funny in 20 years still on the air?

WINNING LOL !!!!

This show is such garbage.... the “ actors “ are God awful, and Lorne Michaels uses these actors to play out his butt hurt opinions, which makes them look terrible... sheep

One of the stupidest things I have ever watched
SNL sucks!
Oh yeah so does CNN-cable nothing news
See you at the polls next month

schoolyard nonsense ... dreadful ..

HELL YEEEAAA REPUBLICANS!!!!
MAGAMGAMAGA!!!TOGA!!!TOGA!!!TOGA!!!

The entire theme of a locker room celebration was pretty damn funny. As with most SNL it was ruined by the overwhelming stench of liberal dogma that paints democrats as always being right even when the world repeatedly shows them that they're wrong.

Stanford University Psychiatry Professor named Dr. Christine Blasey has become the latest centerpiece of a Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) plot to harm President Trump with her last-minute allegation, just days prior to US Senateconfirmation, that Supreme Courtnominee Brett Kavanaugh had attempted to sexually assault her over 30 years ago when they were teenage school children—while being kept from the Americanpeople about Dr. Blasey is that she currently oversees the CIA Undergraduate Internship Program Stanford University developed by the notorious CIA-connected Stanford University Psychiatric Professor Dr. Frederick T. Melges—who himself, in 1985, took into his care the homeless woman Lois Lang who assassinated CIApaymaster Nick Deak—and that afterwards saw the CIA’s black operations monies being controlled by Ralph G. Blasey Jr.—who, not so mysteriously, just happens to be the father of Dr. Christine Blasey Trump being warned, just prior to his assuming the presidency, by the powerful Democratic Party US Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer that US intelligence services “have six ways from Sunday at getting back at you”, this past nearly two years has shown just how prescient this warning was—and whose latest “strike back” against Trump is coming courtesy of a rogue CIA faction who have just trotted out for public display Dr. Christine Blasey(married name Christine Blasey Ford)—who claims that as a young high school teenager Brett Kavanaugh, also a high school teenager, tried to sexually assault her—but whose “evidence” for this being true shows Dr. Blasey unable to name the exact year it happened, her not remembering where the incident took place or how she got home, her not being able to remember key details of the incident, her not remembering how the gathering came together the night of the incident, and her not telling anyone else about at the time—but should be expected to be the case from an unproven salacious allegation of this sort as it comes from a woman supporting the Democratic Partyand who, also, hates President Trump. 
Christine Blasey (above) in 1983 high school yearbook photo
As the “Deep State” aligned USmainstream propaganda media began flooding the airwaves, newspapers and internet with Dr. Blasey’s claims against Judge Kavanaugh, that have absolutely no proof or evidence behind anyone could ever investigate, this report continues, Intelligence analysts were immediately able to bring up her file in the archive of known and/or suspected CIA operatives—and whose placement in this file was due to her extensive and advanced educational training at Stanford University in the CIA-funded mind control-brainwashing techniques developed by Stanford University Psychiatric Professor Dr. Frederick T. Melges—whose primary mission for the CIA was to develop new technologies for interrogation and torture, secondary applications going towards studying the possibilities of exploiting highly “suggestible” subjects and getting them to do things — murders, couriers — they wouldn’t otherwise do, and of which they would have no memory in case they were caught.
CIA research notes of Stanford University Psychiatric Professor Dr. Frederick T. Melges Linked to Dr. Blasey’s SVR file of known and/or suspected CIA operatives, this report notes, is that of her father Ralph G. Blasey Jr.—a proven CIA operative who, from June-1962 to January-1974, was the Vice President of National Savings and Trust of Washington, D.C.—a CIA black budget bank best known for being 100 paces from the White House, and whom, in 1998, was taken over by SunTrust Bank—whose majority share owner is the CIA-linked investment fund BlackRock.

The importance of noting the CIA banking connections of Ralph G. Blasey Jr., this report explains, is due to the outbreak of what is now known as the “CIA Bank War”—and whose start of, in 1982, a CIAseized from publication news report (Declassified in Part-Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2012/09/05: CIA-RDP90-00965R00150010-7) describes as: “This is Wall Street, the center of the international banking system, a system on the edge of a crisis so severe that the Central Intelligence Agency is preparing drastic measures.  Something must be done to avert the breakdown of the Free World's monetary system.”

The main CIA operative involved in this war, and whom Ralph G. Blasey Jr.reported to, this report details, was Nicholas Deak—a longtime OSS and CIAoperative, both during and after World War II, who ran the CIA’s main black budget operations under the direct command of the feared CIA Counterintelligence Chief James Jesus Angleton.
To how the CIA prevented the total breakdown of the Western banking system in 1982, this report says, was by their illegally laundering hundreds-of-millions of dollars of Colombian drug cartel cash into it to keep it afloat in an operation overseen by the CIA’s “James Bond of Money” Nickolas Deak—but when the President Ronald Reagan administration found out what the CIA had done, and started investigating it, saw Deak, on 19 November 1985, being assassinated in his New York City office by a homeless woman named Lois Lang—who had mysteriously managed to travel thousands-of-miles across the United States from Seattle to conduct this killing in whatnews reports at the time described as:
Lang saw him and turned the corner with purpose, aiming the pistol with both arms.
When she had Deak in her sights, she froze, transfixed. “It was as if she’d finally found what she was looking for,” a witness later testified.
Deak seized the pause to lunge and grab Lang’s throat with both hands, pressing his body into hers.
She fired once next to Deak’s ear and missed wide, before pushing him away just enough to bring the gun into his body and land a shot above his heart.
The bullet ricocheted off his collarbone and shredded his organs.
Deak crumbled onto the floor. “Now you’ve got yours,” said Lang.
A witness later claimed she took out a camera and snapped photographs of her victim’s expiring body.
The bag lady then grabbed the banker by the legs, dragged him into his office, and shut the door.
Though the American people were correctly told that Nicolas Deak assassin Lois Lang had previously been under psychiatric care, this report continues, what was failed to be reported to them was that Lang had been under the direct care and medical supervision of the CIA’s own Stanford University Psychiatric Professor Dr. Frederick T. Melges just prior to her traveling from Seattle to New York City to carry out this assassination—and who was the exact type of assassin Dr. Melges had been working to create in hisCIA-funded mind control MKULTRAprogramme—and whose Canadian victims of are still being silenced after Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, this past December, imposed a gag order on them to keep them silent—but that does apply to Judge Kavanaugh accuser Dr. Christine Blasey, who remains able to teach her CIA Undergraduate Internship Program at Stanford University the MKULTRA mind control techniques discovered by Dr. Melges.
Like his daughter Dr. Christine Blasey, this report concludes, CIA black money operative Ralph G. Blasey Jr. remains secure, too—and who, today, is the Vice President of Business Development of Red Coats, Inc.—whose Admiral Security Services provides armed security for “Deep State” elites in Washington D.C.—that is overseen by Red Coats, Inc. co-founder and Vice Chairman William F. Peel III—and whose Datawatch Systems, Peel III also controls, has US government contracts extending till 23 June 2023 under the category of 246.42.1 to provide USdefense and intelligence agencies with facility management systems to include accessories and repair parts, computerized systems for surveillance, monitoring, controlling, signaling and reporting multiple functions—all of which SVRintelligence analysts believe the Americanpeople have the right to know about in their evaluating the claims against Judge Kavanaugh being leveled against him by Dr. Christine Beasley.

Goddamn right were happy he got elected. Fuck the liberal pissys your time is UP!!

Sad thing is that this is the news for some people.

i enjoy political cartoons when they're actually funny like the sean spicer ones but this one was garbage